Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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