We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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