How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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