I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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