Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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