So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
