Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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