do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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