did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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