I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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