suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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