i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
