Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
We left an ass print on the piano.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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