He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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