Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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