I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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