I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
