My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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