Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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