Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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