Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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