She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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