She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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