I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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