Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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