going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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