tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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