How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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