I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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