does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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