God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My vagina is officially offended.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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