i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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