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She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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