Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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