Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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