so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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