Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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