did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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