All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Buhtt sex?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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