So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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