Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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