are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
