O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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