I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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