love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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