everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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