It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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