seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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