Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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