he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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