Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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