I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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