PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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