Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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